Leroy N. Soetoro
2023-10-01 23:02:23 UTC
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-sheriff-posts-snarky-drug-dealing-for-
dummies-suspect-allegedly-hides-fentanyl-odd-place
Katrina Workman allegedly tried to hide bag containing 'multiple types of
illegal drugs'
Deputies in Florida found a bag of fentanyl in an unusual place after
taking an alleged drug dealer to jail, and the sheriff had plenty to say
about it.
Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey told the tale in a Facebook post on his
office's page with the title, "DRUG DEALING FOR DUMMIES CHAPTER ONE,"
containing four pieces of advice.
"Rule Number One: Don't Be A Drug Dealer," he wrote. "Rule Number Two: No
Matter What, Dont Be A Drug Dealer In Brevard County," "Rule Number
Three: If You Are Gonna Deal Drugs Dont Fall Asleep Behind The Wheel,"
and finally, "Rule Number Four: Even If You Hide Drugs In Your Butt The
Cops Will Still Find Them."
To illustrate his point, Ivey told the story of Katrina Workman. She
allegedly violated the first two rules before falling asleep at the wheel
while parked at a gas station in Mims Tuesday, breaking rule No. 3.
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3/09/720/405/katrina-workman-patrol-car.jpg?ve=1&tl=1
Two deputies said they observed her try to hide a bag that contained
multiple types of illegal drugs.
"Workman was actually trying to conceal approximately 2 grams of
Methamphetamine, approximately 2.6 grams of Fentanyl, approximately 1.8
grams of Buprenorphine, and approximately 6.4 grams of
Amphetamine/Dextroamphetamine," Ivey wrote. "As a result of not following
the basic rules, especially numbers one and two, which clearly state dont
sell drugs and especially not in Brevard County, Workman was arrested and
taken into custody!!"
The sheriff said deputies asked Workman if she had any other contraband
hidden on her, and she said she did not after being warned she could face
more charges if they later found drugs on her.
"Workman still blatantly ignored rule number four and carried another
baggie of fentanyl into our jail which she had hidden in her buttocks,"
Ivey wrote. "Well, as we clearly point out in Drug Dealing For Dummies,
even if you hide drugs in your butt the cops will still find it and that
is exactly what happened as our Corrections Deputies seized the additional
baggie of fentanyl, while Workman was changing into her nice new prison
attire!!"
Online jail records show Workman was still in custody Wednesday with an
Oct. 19 court date.
"So students, what have we learned from this classic example of what
happens if you dont follow the basic rules covered in chapter one of Drug
Dealing For Dummies?" Ivey asked toward the end of the post. "Well its
simple if you deal drugs in Brevard County, you are going to jail, if you
fall asleep behind the wheel of your car in the parking lot you help the
cops put you in jail, and lastly, if you hide drugs in your butt the cops
will still find them and then you get another felony charge for bringing
contraband into our jail!!"
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Katrina Workman allegedly tried to hide bag containing 'multiple types of
illegal drugs'
Deputies in Florida found a bag of fentanyl in an unusual place after
taking an alleged drug dealer to jail, and the sheriff had plenty to say
about it.
Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey told the tale in a Facebook post on his
office's page with the title, "DRUG DEALING FOR DUMMIES CHAPTER ONE,"
containing four pieces of advice.
"Rule Number One: Don't Be A Drug Dealer," he wrote. "Rule Number Two: No
Matter What, Dont Be A Drug Dealer In Brevard County," "Rule Number
Three: If You Are Gonna Deal Drugs Dont Fall Asleep Behind The Wheel,"
and finally, "Rule Number Four: Even If You Hide Drugs In Your Butt The
Cops Will Still Find Them."
To illustrate his point, Ivey told the story of Katrina Workman. She
allegedly violated the first two rules before falling asleep at the wheel
while parked at a gas station in Mims Tuesday, breaking rule No. 3.
https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/202
3/09/720/405/katrina-workman-patrol-car.jpg?ve=1&tl=1
Two deputies said they observed her try to hide a bag that contained
multiple types of illegal drugs.
"Workman was actually trying to conceal approximately 2 grams of
Methamphetamine, approximately 2.6 grams of Fentanyl, approximately 1.8
grams of Buprenorphine, and approximately 6.4 grams of
Amphetamine/Dextroamphetamine," Ivey wrote. "As a result of not following
the basic rules, especially numbers one and two, which clearly state dont
sell drugs and especially not in Brevard County, Workman was arrested and
taken into custody!!"
The sheriff said deputies asked Workman if she had any other contraband
hidden on her, and she said she did not after being warned she could face
more charges if they later found drugs on her.
"Workman still blatantly ignored rule number four and carried another
baggie of fentanyl into our jail which she had hidden in her buttocks,"
Ivey wrote. "Well, as we clearly point out in Drug Dealing For Dummies,
even if you hide drugs in your butt the cops will still find it and that
is exactly what happened as our Corrections Deputies seized the additional
baggie of fentanyl, while Workman was changing into her nice new prison
attire!!"
Online jail records show Workman was still in custody Wednesday with an
Oct. 19 court date.
"So students, what have we learned from this classic example of what
happens if you dont follow the basic rules covered in chapter one of Drug
Dealing For Dummies?" Ivey asked toward the end of the post. "Well its
simple if you deal drugs in Brevard County, you are going to jail, if you
fall asleep behind the wheel of your car in the parking lot you help the
cops put you in jail, and lastly, if you hide drugs in your butt the cops
will still find them and then you get another felony charge for bringing
contraband into our jail!!"
--
We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced so that
stupid people won't be offended.
Durham Report: The FBI has an integrity problem. It has none.
No collusion - Special Counsel Robert Swan Mueller III, March 2019.
Officially made Nancy Pelosi a two-time impeachment loser.
Thank you for cleaning up the disaster of the 2008-2017 Obama / Biden
fiasco, President Trump.
Under Barack Obama's leadership, the United States of America became the
The World According To Garp. Obama sold out heterosexuals for Hollywood
queer liberal democrat donors.
President Trump boosted the economy, reduced illegal invasions, appointed
dozens of judges and three SCOTUS justices.